Veruca Wedding

Crackity Crack Monkey Andyi

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She may be indecisive about her hair...
 
But she's decisive about having fun fun FUN.

Andyi was born in San Jose, CA, raised in Carson City, NV, sprouted in Vancouver, WA, "matured" in Thousand Oaks, CA and Staten Island, NY, and is now back in the good ol' Vancouver, US where her irrational hatred of Canada has her declaring allegance to Oregon...if only bi-proxy.
 
Her childhood was filled with the bounty of large families and unforgetable holidays.  The small town of Carson left her free to the independence of bike riding until the tire went flat, singing out loud with the headphones on in the living room (her brother's personal favorite), reading incessantly and, of course, mastering old school Nintendo.
 
During her teenage years she was involved in an ADHD level of clubs and activities such as drama, theatre (yes, it's the same thing, except this is when you actually finally get CAST), Math league, Knowledge Bowl, Honors Society, Anti-Tobacco Teen Advocates of Clark County, Science Club, many failed attempts at running for various school office positions, etc. etc. etc.
 
Yes, she's a geek!  But she's a proud geek DAMMIT! 
 
She ventured to college in the smallest town, unrelated to everything she could possibly be familiar with outside of being on the west coast, and proceeded to study, imbibe, study, stage manage, work, study, and imbibe some more. 
 
Her Junior year she wandered to a sister school across the country which infected her with the wonders, amazement, and surprising simplicity of New York.  Here she learned many valuable lessons such as how to bill a therapist with insurance from 3000 miles away, how to survive a three story fall with her infamous Maruca ass, how to bail someone out of jail, etc.  Yet somehow she managed to get her one and only 4.0 semester and Dean's list props (and no, it wasn't because she worked for the Dean :)).
 
In 2001, after four long years of drinking too much, working too much, studying just enough, and spending way too much time and energy to not officially have Drama declared as a minor in the theatre, Andyi finally graduated with a dual degree.
 
She moved home for all of three weeks, then learned the art of couch surfing.  Well there was one couch, and it lasted a year.  She got a job at a local youth shelter, and finagled her way onto the very day shift Kristy looked forward to having shift exchange with every week.  She moved on to work w/ Juvenile Detention in Portland, and is now happily collecting taxes from very rich and very poor people.
 
Andyi spends her free time these days making the most out of her Playstation 2 (she even has a personal trainer on that thing), and talking to her cats.  She's working on her masterpiece novel, which should be available in trash novel style paperback on store shelves in approximately 12 years (the 20th anniversary of the semi-fictional events).
 

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