Veruca Wedding

The Proposal

She gave me a beer...then gave me a ring.

Andyi's Version:
One fine day I came home from work and plopped my bag down.  Kristy was working very hard out in the yard, and wanted some company.  I was highly distracted and wanting nothing more than to sit down and have that forbidden beer I'd been pondering all week.  We sat, chatted about our day, and Kristy kept offering to do things.  As nightfall started Kristy got fairly fidgety as we sat on our back porch enjoying our lovely yard.  I thought maybe she had to pee.
 
I noticed her playing with her pockets, not a normal habit that I've come to notice.  Though I've been known to be fairly dense at times.  She kept shifting the conversation in the way that I tend to do when anxious and unmedicated, and I finally said,
 
"Why the hell do you keep fidgeting with your damn pocket?"
 
She looked at me like she'd been caught, then kneeled down,
 
Ever the romantic that I am,
"What the hell are you doing?" 
 
"I was wondering if, maybe, you would think about getting married."
 
"What?"
 
And there she was holding the ring she'd been playing with all evening.
 
"Are you fucking serious?"
 
I hugged her and we stared at each other and I pulled out the ring.
 
"Are you going to answer me?"
"Of course I'll marry you..."
 

The Truth:
 
The reality is it was a highly romantic moment.  Something we could never capture in words or verbalize in a way that would make other people understand.  So we Verucalized it - Yeah, like Kristy REALLY proposed over beers in the backyard.  Like it REALLY took me more than five seconds to say, "Fuck YEAH - PARTY TIME". 
 
The rest remains our little secret.

Kristy's Version:
Three weeks have gone by and I still have this ring in my pocket.  Why the hell am I so nervous about this anyway?  I love her right?  I mean she's a pain in the ass, and her cat pees on everything he can get away with, but I love her don't I?
 
For weeks I pondered the possibilities.  What does it really mean?  Is this the right thing to do?  Is she the one?  I mean, I knew she was the one, but what did that mean really?  I wondered about the very true possibility of her falling off the deep end one day.  I wondered if her politics would make her say no.  I wondered a bunch of other things that haven't even remotely crossed my mind since.
 
Then there we were.  Beers in hand, the sun setting, the weight of the ring in my pocket feeling as if there were 10 rolls of quarters, like the ones grandma used to give us at The Decoy for the grab machine, and not just a simple little box.
 
I wasn't aware of my fidgeting until she yelled at me.  I knew I couldn't get away with it then, and I knew my wait was over.  No more planning and plotting on how to make this "right"...
 
"Will you, maybe, consider getting married?"
 
I don't remember what she said really, only that she wouldn't really answer the question.  She asked a series of completely innane questions, I remember that much.  But wouldn't answer...
 
"Of course!"
 
There it was!  Oh sweet relief!  Like the moment you hand in your last final - pass or fail - relief. 
 
Now what will she say about my timeline?

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