Veruca Wedding

How They Met

Kristy and Andyi Sittin' In A Tree

One magical day, Andyi skipped her morning Kona blended coffee and actually got to work on time.  There were interviews that morning and she knew her boss would actually be in house.  She settled in for shift exchange and proceeded to volunteer for as much case work as possible because, frankly, after only six months she'd had enough of those pesky kids.
 
As the multi-tasking queen got to work calling parents, social workers, verifying intake paperwork, and checking her e-mail one would think there weren't enough compartments left in her easily distracted brain to take note of the non-officer adults making their way through the main room to the game area. 
 
Alas, without her self-medicating caffeine, she was able to continue to be easily distracted from her projects at hand and look up just in time to see this attractive, sporty looking, woman with short spiked bleach blond hair and about a dozen earrings walk through the room. 
 
"Fuzzy aura, slow motion, FIREWORKS, and three or four different Ani Difranco songs frustratingly blended together...wait, are the clients watching Jerry Springer without me?"
 
Later that day her soon to be supervisor (whom she trained BTW) popped into the office seeking opinions on a "couple of way over-qualified gals".  Andyi remained professional until her disgruntled coworker left the room, then launched into a free for all inquiry about the "short haired one". 
 
Cut to more than one year, several unsuccessful attempts to engage in non-work based conversation pre-shift exchange, a shift training which occured during graveyard shift when 10 hours of nothing to do but talking where a big vast milky way level hole of no conversation took place, some minor stalking, some e-mails, and finally an invite to Andyi's birthday later...and they finally had their first date...

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We'll skip over all the drama and ridiculously immature devastation that took place December 28, 2002, insert disco era song Hustle here, and get to where 90% of the evening was spent...
 
Andyi: Fuzzy Aura (not all from the fistful of Long Islands), Fireworks, butterflys, Dreamweaver soundtrack (b/c who can remember complicated Ani lyrics after a fistful of Long Islands), she's perty...
 
Kristy: Ok, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna try and hold her hand, I'm gonna...am I going to get beat up later?
 
In classic lesbian style Kristy came to their second date with a Uhaul in tow...thankfully there were several encounters for several months in between to make it all a little less gay.
 
They spent several years of bliss in a very large, very dark basement apartment for several years with various cats, finally settling on their current five (see how I make it sound like a choice their ;)).  In July of 2006 they finally found their dream home, which they had actually found several months earlier but Andyi was too shallow at the time to even walk inside, and moved Buster (Bubba), Keno bean, Latte (Mae), Sir Borris Montgomery (Monty, Moo), Miss Yoday Louis (Lu Lu, baby), and themselves in.

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